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| I love my cool ears! |
I'm a real dog. I write a real dog blog.
How can a real dog blog? If you are a human, you won't understand even if I explain. If you are what humans call an "animal", then you already know.
I'll leave it at that.
I'm sure you are curious about what kind of real dog I am, so here are some things I think are important to know about me.
I was the runt of the litter and I was dumped as a puppy. Look at me now! I'm the dog on the Appreciate Your Pet logo to your right!
I was taken in by a sympathetic adult person (SAP) ( I know you humans like three-letter acronyms) and I have stayed with this human known as "Mom" for 15 years.
Mom's daughter named me "Yago" after a character in a a play called "The Fantastiks".
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| Me, Mom and Mom's daughter, Jennifer |
I grew up on a horse farm and I still live on one.
I developed into quite a handsome guy! I think my ears are really cool!
I don't like brushing or baths. I love rolling in smelly stuff and eating things that cause humans to distort their faces.
I'm what humans call a "mutt". I'm hairy. I have a black tongue. And I have the most unusual horizontal orange tiger stripes on my coat.
I hunt. I'm good at it. I like it. That's all I'm saying.
I will not wear goofy clothes or costumes made by humans.
I don't like to ride in what humans call "cars". I usually leave a souvenir of my trip in this amalgamation of metal on wheels.
I've fathered two litter of pups. I'm a single father who lives with his teenage daughter. Thank goodness she's spayed!
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| My daughter Yuka(right) and my son Yalik (left). |
Cats? Never liked them. There's a few I tolerate.
Favorite snacks? Sardines, horse hoof trimmings, and an occasional groundhog.
I'm 15 years old, a little grayer and the world sure is quieter now. But I'm good at reading human lips!
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| I'm the watchdog! No one gets by me! |
I love life!
